Ralph Macchiato FINALLY LEARNS Karate

 In 1984, Ralph Macchiato started his Karate Career to beat up William Zabka in order to get in Elizabeth Shue's pants.

Uh, Nefty, that's the Plot for Karate Kid. The one with Ja-

Don't you DARE finish that sentence Cade! Fuck Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan... not in that way, you In/SuCubus freaks...

Yes, Ralph Macchiato from Karate Kid, Karate Kid part 2, Karate kid part 3, and Cobra Kai learned karate for real...

Banzai, Motherfucker! Daniel-San is now a Karate Man! I just found out and I'm happy for the dude. 

You get to kill JCVD in a Hitman game?

 Why did no one ever told me anything about this!?

At least JCVD has enough sense of humor to allow a thing like this... then again, Stallone allowed himself to be the victim of various fatalities. Schwarzenegger too! Remembered he was the Terminator as well.

You won't see Chuck Norris or STEVEN SEAGAL doing anything like this. 

All those JCVD references! It brings a tear to my eyes.