Aug 28, 2015

Top 5 things that I find annoying in GTA V... The Story Mode.

Ground Zeroes left me wanting to replay something else... I decided to replay GTAV just to see the other endings on my TV without going to Youtube... While I started playing, I noticed something...

There are a few annoying things in the game...
I've decided to ramble about my TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS IN GTA V: On Story Mode.
I HATE HATE HATE Online Mode.

#5:
Cougars. It's fun when you see the random event of Cougars attacking other non-playable characters. What is not fun is being in the middle of the wild for mission reasons or exploring and your vehicle breaks down. Out of the blue... BAM! You died! It's worse when you're on your way to a mission, or straight after.

#4:
Tonya's Towing Missions.
It's not that they're hard. It's that they are dull, boring and Tonya can be so annoying. Well, her conversations tend to annoy me.

#3:
Trevor Phillips.
I know, Blasphemy. Trevor's character has MANY, MANY flaws and is a deep character... at the same time he can feel shallow. While his exploits are amazing and funny at times. (The VA's delivery helps out a lot.) Trevor's just a ball of berserker rage and that can feel a bit dull and boring. (Then again, I can relate more with Michael, so that can kind of explain my apprehension towards Trevor.)

#2:
Epsilon Missions...
Well, one in particular... I mean 2:
Bearing the Truth, the one where you have to wear the Epsilon Robes for 10 in-game days without changing characters.
Exercising the Truth, the one where you have to run 5 miles in the desert while wearing the Epsilon Robes... Add Cougar issues to the mix... and the Annoying levels increase... KIFFLOM!

#1:
UN, DOS, TRES CUATRO! Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep,beep, beep, beep, beep!!

East Los FM,s most infamous song: El Sonidito. It makes riding or stealing a cab a HUGE PAIN in the ass. Seriously, 8/10 times you steal a cab and Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,  beep, beep, beep, beep!! Sure, I can CHANGE the station, but if I'm being hunted by the cops or Merriwether... Or the Epislon folks after ripping them off, the last thing I need is this earworm... This ANNOYING EARWORM. Can't get this song of my head... Found myself tapping my pen to the rhythm of the songs beat earlier today...

Aug 27, 2015

Mattel has Made CAW Toys... Methinks it's time for a CAM...

CAW: Create a Wrestler... A Staple of WWE Games ever since the days of

Well, Smackdown games! (Shut your Mouth and Here Comes the Pain are my favorites!)


Now take that Concept and expand it to a Toyline that MATTEL FULLY OWNS...
Yes... CREATE A MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!! You're Welcome...

I know this would require a brand new Customizable Buck, but they have experience with the CaW and MODULOK/MULTIBOT to figure out a MODULAR MOTUC STYLED BUCK!
There should be a few changes (interchangeable Loincloths) but if they keep the pegs on the shoulder to biceps, hands and boots Universal, then we could customize the figures even further.

Here's a crude example:
Eternian Villager 1:
The buck is a very basic buck with interchangeable arms and legs.
If you notice, the weird Blue Legs that match with nothing on the figure, then you must guess that you may need to buy OTHER Figures from the proposed line-up to have more options. Also, it's a nice way to sneak in Guy in Yellow Tug of war dude...

My second character idea is a Gar Bandit figure...
As you can see it brings SOME KELDOR Parts to the Mix and Some 200X Skeletor too!

You get Original Generics... and pieces to either make new versions of past figures, or spice up your current MOTUC figures. This could also help to make more generic snakemen with create a reptilian character or more Generic Hordesmen that are not troopers.

a 200X mekaneck is not in the pipeline, well how about a blue cyborg body that if one puts the MOTUC Mekaneck head and armor on him makes up for a somewhat convincing 200X mekaneck?
The Create a Master would placate some fan desires not to mention incite fans to create their own characters. I know that for years fans have wanted something like this and seeing it on WWE and not MOTU is a bit annoying...