May 20, 2015

SquareEnix Play Arts figures bother me.

The figures are awesome, but a bit big... and expensive. What bothers me is not realistic boobs (though Tifa could use some of those...)


See?

OK, all jokes aside, my beef with SquareEnix is:
FFVII:
Cloud
Tifa
Aerith
Yuffie
Red XIII (with 1/2 Cait Sith)
Vincent

FFVII AC:
Cloud
Tifa
Yuffie
Vincent
Reno
Kadaj
Sephiroth
Rufus
Barret
Red XIII
Cloud (revisited a few times bike, fusion swords split)

FFVII Crisis Core:
Zack
Cloud
Aerith

FFVIII:
Squall
Selphie
Rinoa

Dissidia:
Cloud
Squall
Warrior of Light

MGS:
Solid Snake
Gray Fox (ninja)
Liquid Snake
Meryl
Raiden (SOL)
Solidus Snake (Tentacle Suit)
Revengeance Raiden
Big Boss (PW)
Big Boss (GZ)
Venom Snake (TPP)
Quiet (TPP)
Skullface (TPP)
Kaz Miller (PW)



Let's see if you can pinpoint the issue? You know I'm going to go on a rant explaining what's bothering me. You can't freaking complete a "set", because they move on to something else...

On FFVII:
Where' Cid, a VII Barret, a FULL CAIT SITH? Rude, Elena, Tseng? SHIRTLESS SEPHIROTH?

FFVII AC:
Loz, Yazoo? AC Cid? Rude?

Crisis Core:
Angeal? Genesis?

FFVIII:
Zell, Quistis, Irvine, Seifer? Edea, Ultimecia? I'm not even asking for Laguna's stuff.

MGS:
FREAKING OCELOT? OTACON? MGS2 SNAKE? OLD SNAKE? OLD BIG BOSS?
PAZ?

Looking for FFX stuff and THERE is where the only set is completed and is the FFX-2 Gullwings... There's no X-Rikku, no Lulu, no Khimari and my favorite Racist Underwater Rugby Player is nowhere to be found, ya!

OK, so they're expensive as hell, so it's kind of a good thing that they don't get full sets, but it's kinda painful to have "incomplete rosters". Not even by crossing sets you can even complete a game themed party.

It would be like having a Power Rangers toyline where they make:
MMPR Rocky, Trini, Zeo Kimberly and Dino Thunder, and Turbo Tommy.
You can't complete a Team. I'm not sure if this is a cultural thing, or whatever, but it bothers me.

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